A list of drinks I had last night, only one of which I paid for:

1 La Fresa
1 White Grape
1 Tiramisu
1 random shooter made by the bartender
Countless glasses of champagne
1 Hypnotize
1 bartender's special ((2 cherries!!))


Lauren Ashley and her boyfriend gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. A $100 BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE!! Dayum...

Also, just a query... why is it that absolutely gorgeous women like me? It is... a beautiful thing...